Once upon an unusual Saturday, Una Ewe awoke at her usual time and walked to her
place at the watering hole in the pasture. All of a sudden, there was a very loud
yell from You Urubu. It was so loud that Una could see You’s uvula when he yelled.
It appeared that You had unfortunately stepped on an unusual and ugly flower. You
was quite upset and unable to remove the ugly and unusual thorn that was on the stem
of the ugly flower. Una Ewe tried to help but was unable to undo the pain that was
making You unhappy and uncomfortable. So Una went to her uncle Uriah for
understanding of how she could best help You. Uncle Uriah called Uma Urial, Uday
Umhofo, Ulyana Uromastix, Ugo Upupa, Ursula Urraca, Ulrich Uakari, and Utku Uinta to
the watering hole for a meeting to decide how to help You.
Uma suggested that Una should use an umbrella to remove the thorn. Uncle Uriah told
Uma that the umbrella was too big.
Uday suggested they use an ultraviolet light on You’s foot and pump the thorn out
with a portable utility pump. Uncle Uriah told Uday that the pump would pump too
Ulyana suggested cooking some ube and feeding it to You to remove the thorn. Uncle
Uriah told Ulyana that the ube would only make You full and sleepy.
Ugo suggested You dancing a Ukrainian dance in a circle on three legs. Uncle Uriah
told Ugo that was too risky. If he fell, he would make a deep hole and they would
not be able to get him out.
Ursula said she could sew a unique uniform with umber underwear for You to wear to
remove the thorn. Uncle Uriah said he would only look good with the thorn still in
Ulrich and Utka suggested that Una go to the university and ask for a solution to
solve You’s problem. Uncle Uriah agreed and sent Una to the university.
Una urgently arrived at the university and went upstairs to the library to look up a
universal answer to removing the thorn from You’s foot. All she found was a group of
people from Uzbekistan, Uganda, Uruguay, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, the United
Kingdom and the United States in an upper room, trying to plan a trip to Ursa Minor
and Uranus. They urgently dragged Una in the room to umpire where they should go
first. Una agreed to umpire their plot, only if they would help her solve You’s
problem. All agreed to unite to solve the problems. Una suggested that they go to
Ursa Minor first, then see Uranus on the way back home. The united countries gave
Raise You’s foot up as high as possible.
Prop the foot upon a large rock.
Apply ultra utility tape over the thorn.
Pull the tape off the foot hard.
The thorn should be on the tape and have You wash his foot.
Una Ewe thanked the united countries and wished them well with their travels to Ursa
Minor and Uranus. Una Ewe urgently rushed back to the watering hole to tell Uncle
Uriah and the others the information she found. Uncle Uriah gathered all of the
others to assist You with his foot.
Ugo, Ulrich, Uday, and Uncle Uriah tied the finest thick rope around You’s foot and
a large limb of the big tree You was sitting under, and raised it up high. Uma, Una,
Ulyana, and Ursula pushed a large rock under his foot while Uncle Uriah and his team
lowered it onto the rock. Utku placed a large piece of utility tape on the thorn on
You’s foot. Everybody grabbed a piece of the utility tape and pulled H-A-R-D! The
tape was so sticky and strong, it pulled the thorn out of You’s foot.
You was so happy! He thanked everyone! He went to the watering hole and washed his
foot. Uncle Uriah told You that he was one of us and they would do it again if they
Everybody went to the watering hole and the meadow as they would usually do.
When someone else has a problem they cannot solve, they call Una Ewe.
Until next time, good bye!